Whoever said married life was boring clearly never had anything bad happen in their life. Good for them, but after experiencing the worlds most explosive backstab by a lifelong friend, Tadhg is ready to settle into domestic bliss.
Of course, marrying a stress prone musician with a love for exceptionally rotund men has left him settling into quite a bit of weight as well... Not that you'll be hearing Tadhg complain. If his spouse loves him more with every ounce, so be it. And with Asancur returning from a months long tour, Tadhg is more than ready to put on a show of his own for his lovie.
He's practically an expert at this 'gaining' thing now. What could possibly go wrong?