Dear diary,
I spent a night in jail.
Yup, you got that right – JAIL !
Handcuffed, questioned, jailed and (eventually) bailed…
Why???
Oh please…
It shouldn't be such a surprise after the summer I had…
Between daddy running away with his personal assistant; Mom evading the social drama with her yoga trainer in Sicily, and me getting access to my trust fund as a bribe to shut my mouth and keep me busy…It was only bound to happen at one point!
Don’t judge!
What else was I supposed to do?
Sex, drugs, and booze - the holy thrinity of bad decisions.
So pick any one of the reasons above and picture my sexy, drunk and horny ass,
at 3 a.m. in a questioning room...
With a badass Officer and a she-male hooker, taking the "Bad cop / good cop" thing to a whole new level...
Would you believe me if I told you I had the best night of my life?
Stick with me and I'll give you all the juicy details!
Xoxo,
Hanna Miles