Limno, resident soft, shy, and gender-addled boygirl, is useless coping well with the daily horrors of life. Sure, he's not much of a looker nor a moneymaker—like, he doesn't feel particularly interesting—yet somehow he's blessed with a sexy alt-goth dragon for a girlfriend... which is VERY validating and NOT stressful at all whatsoever! Limno is very good, promise, they even recently made a new friend! Could a depressed person do THAT?!?
Gloria, resident Is-She-A-Creep-comma-Autistic-comma-Or-Both-questionmark woman, has a relatively cushy job that she completely tunes out of, preferring to go on walks in the woods or to stay at home, looking at way-too-detailed images of monsters. On one such walk, she spots a guy(?) staring at a dead bird, and... Well, that's that! Her obsession gene is now switched to ON.
Surely only good things lie ahead for everyone involved.