It's 4 in the morning, and you're working your usual shift at the YASS Station convenience store. Everything is going swimmingly until an oddly familiar college burnout, a bodybuilder who could easily be mistaken for the sun, a weird bloodied neko-girl FurryCon attendee, and some guy who claims to have a bestselling novel you couldn't care less about – but he's hot, so maybe you care a little now – all walk in at the same time.