Hazel is a turnip farmer by day and a witch student by night! With the help of her beloved, but grumpy, master Monty she practices every day in order to be able to enroll into a prestigious magical school. But Hazel has one small, tini-tiny idiosyncrasy, for some reason our heroine always adds Penis and Breasts to any object she touches or cast magic at, even causing the turnips she picks up to be phallic shaped (she calls them Durnips). How can our heroine pass the magic school exam? Do durnips sell better than turnips for lonely housewives? Why is there a millennial demon awakening in her backyard? Find out all the answers in Hazel & The Deep!