Face it, you fall short in every way 🍆. Even your feet👣 can't redeem you...
Your wife needs to be dominated; she yearns for it. Yet, you simply can't fill the void; the necessity in her heart. Your marriage is hanging on by a thread and you're at your wits end.
This would all change on one fateful day, when, coming home from work, you notice an unfamiliar car in your driveway.
Now go sit quietly in the corner--you should be so lucky...