My social circles are divided into three, stalwart, mutually exclusive groups.
A first of chronically online Tumblr users. I've drifted in and out of several and now exist in one with next to no ties to my home country.
A second of extremely normal heterosexuals. The worst they've seen are Instagram wellness reels and Discord does not exist to them.
And now, apparently, a third of rubber-coated kinksters who want to rearrange my guts.
I feel like someone like me shouldn't have a third.