Your head aches. Your memory is in shambles.
You hear the clip-clop of a horse's careful steps.
You feel shaking around you... and a pair of eyes watching you.
You are awakened by a voice. An unfamiliar face.
Where are you? Who are you? Why are you here...?
... AND WHY WON'T THAT ANNOYING STRANGER SHUT UP?!
[Don't worry, it's not scary... I think.]