It's Valentine's Day. You're alone and failing all your classes. You just can't seem to pick a struggle, can you? But, the universe finally heard your pleas and granted you personified incarnations of the subjects you're failing at: PE, Science, Math, and English. What could possibly go wrong?
Answer: Everything
Get your pick from Phy-Zeke-Cal Education, Ine-ertia, Al-Gebra, or Graham-er.