The Dread Pirate Queen Jessenia and her flesh challenged sidekick Gibonotik must go ashore to provision their ship, the "Black Pearl Necklace." Taking some redshirts along for protection, they encounter Polypenis, the One Eyed Terror, whereupon Jessenia deals with the predicament in her usual fashion. Meanwhile, the stalwart warrior Gazukull and his dark elf companion Alia D'Vir are in hot pursuit of Jessenia and her crew for reasons as yet unknown, which also leads them to encounter the dreaded Polypenis…
