You and your boyfriend, Vaughn, have gotten so close in the half-week that you've known each other. It must be fate that you ran into each other; you must be soulmates! There's no other explanation for how much you clearly care about each other!! The almost dying every time you hang out with him part kinda sucks, but hey, that's just life!! You're sure it has nothing to do with him!!! He loves you too much to ever try to hurt you, let alone kill you, no matter what your best friend thinks!!! He would kill for you, not kill you!!!!
Right?