The Mayor's daughter has lost her pet hamster, Fluffy. Seems like a simple matter? Not so!

The best of the worst take on the investigation:

• Detective Johnson: A veteran cop who's too old for this crap, but whose mortgage won't pay itself.

• Intern Billy: A walking disaster. A man capable of starting a shootout in an empty room and losing.

Together, they must navigate a hell of idiocy, interrogate witnesses who saw nothing, and uncover a terrible secret. Fluffy isn't just a cute little furball. He's a criminal mastermind who founded an underground "Hamster Diaspora" with the goal of taking over the planet!