Welcome to Blairmont University! Your future begins here!
...though, due to a clerical error, you technically don't have a room. But it's okay, there's plenty of options and plenty of possible roommates to share your college experience with, from bunking in an over-crowded room, to joining a sorority, to finding an apartment out of campus.
Pay no mind to the weird occurrences around campus or the Corpos going in and out of the dean office. Just enjoy your college experience and don't let anybody know who you really are!
