Finally! The arrival of our great lord, the Ruby Radiance, is near! The Polished Rose Cult has been waiting for so many years for this moment. All you need to do is show up on Thursday and...

Thursday?! But it is inventory day! And there are still three more shifts to work at the store.

And on top of that, parents Sister Wild Cherry and Brother Rosehip want to make you couple up with Brother Neutral Brown on the Day of the Polished Rose! No thanks.

The stakes are high. After all, you don’t want to end up with Neutral Brown... right?

Work! Time management! Build new relationships! Strengthen old ones! Seek the keys to the hearts! Change your style! Learn something new! Uncover secrets and gain access to hidden knowledge!

There’s so much to do, and the clock is ticking!

And don’t forget: THE CULT IS WATCHING YOU.