Fresh from the Fey-realm, Luna is ecstatic to be offered a quest on her very first day in the modern world. She's going to be Blue Bells' new village bicycle! Sure, it doesn't sound all that fancy, but the recruiter said she'd be giving everyone "Happy Endings"… and as one of the Fair-Folk, what could possibly be better?
Well… it might be nice if her new town wasn't home to a celibacy cult with building sexual frustrations threatening to awaken a slumbering eldritch Goddess... But the Fair-Folk keep their word!
Help Luna make new friends, overcome her inhibitions and have sex with absolutely everyone before time runs out and the world is plunged into madness and despair!