"Hi, welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbender's pizza!
I just want to ask you...what's wrong with you?!"
"You're in a town with 15 available jobs and yet you still pick the one with the killer robots that gives you less than minimum wage?"
sigh
"Well, okay. Welcome to 1987."
A parody game of the FNAF franchise.
