"Listen, I never WANTED this lousy job. Does it pay well? No. Is it convenient? HELL no. Are the staff friendly? Who the fuck told you we have staff?!
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What? This is supposed to be a pitch?
Let me start over.
Hi! Ripley, here. I'm the head supervisor of Campsite 7, the, uh. Most unique place in all of Crestfall National Park. Where else can you find gorgeous nature as far as the eye can see while also being systematically ignored by our rangers? Or take a dip in one of our many lakes (provided the flesh eating bacteria is dormant)?
Oh. And stay away from Blackthroat Peak. It's off limits for a reason."
[From Itch.io]